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STROKE
MY MONKEY

The most unnecessary coin on the internet. Don't think. Just stroke.

"Everyone's just here to stroke the monkey."

Stroke My Monkey mascot holding a giant banana
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12,483
Monkeys Stroking
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Diamond Hands
Strongest Grip
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Bananas Consumed
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0
Brain Cells Used
// The "lore"

WHAT IS THIS?

It's a meme coin. About a monkey. That you stroke.

You already know why you're here. We're not going to insult your intelligence with a whitepaper, a roadmap, or a "vision." This is a monkey. You stroke it. Number goes up (or down, we have no idea).

100% Pointless
No utility. None. Don't ask.
1000% Vibes
The chart? The community? Yes.
∞% Monkey
It's literally just a monkey.
// It's literally 3 steps

HOW TO STROKE

1

Get a Wallet

Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Takes 30 seconds. You can do it.

2

Buy Some SOL

Grab SOL from any exchange and send it to your wallet. Easy.

3

Swap for $MONKEY

Head to Jupiter or Raydium and swap your SOL for $MONKEY. Welcome aboard.

// Tokenomics, baby

$MONKEY NUMBERS

Total Supply
1,000,000,000
One billion bananas
Tax
0%
Buy. Sell. Stroke. Free.
$MONKEY token icon
LP
BURNED
Cooked. Toasted. Gone.
Ownership
RENOUNCED
It's yours now. Good luck.
// The actual product

STROKE THE MONKEY

Connect your Solana wallet. Every stroke is permanently recorded on the global counter.

// Find your troop

JOIN THE CHAOS

Real monkeys are inside. Memes flying. Charts mooning (or crashing). Either way it's elite entertainment.